OMG! It's NGD!

So it's finally here and you can stop asking.
While it's been fun, this plan I can begin unmasking.
When I do pick you up, you need these items three,
Brains, a camera, and a stinky Rupee.
Around the city, notes I did cleverly plant,
And at the end, a prize I will grant.
I think it will be fun, following these clues.
As well as make up for me being bad at woos.

National Study

A new nationwide study from the University of Mitchell has found that, on average, boyfriends love their girlfriends much, much more than their whiny girlfriends think they do. How about that? More news on this is coming on Wednesday.

1st Annual National Girlfriend Day

First Annual National Girlfriend Day! Are you ready!?!?!?!?!?!OMG!!!?!? It's May 1st! Because I said so!!!!